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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Crime and Ironic Punishment


I can’t help but disagree with forced manual labour for prisoners, mostly because I have a way better idea. I come from a long line of believers who insist that the punishment should fit the crime. Henceforth, for each individual crime, prisoners will be forced to do an ironic occupation. Not only does this have far more edifying potential, but it could also be hilarious.
Here is a list of crimes and punishment I would like to propose, along with images to capture the humorous consequences.

Tax Evasion – Working at H and R Block

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Arson – Wet T-shirt Contest Host (For Old Men)

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Violent Assault – New Oprah

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Hate Crime – Care Bear

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Murder – Become Midwife

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Organized Crime – Running a Disorderly Daycare

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Fraud – Guidance Counselor

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Grave Robbing – Ghost Busting

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